Monday, September 19, 2011

Humor & Classroom Management

Video - "David Spade Uses Classroom Management"

Funny spoof on dealing with classroom management in secondary schools. Spade uses humor in the classroom to show who is in control.
... BUT now I ask how do you use humor if your not necessarily a "Seinfeld?"

Here are some tips for using humor in the classroom:

Here are some jokes that I want to start sharing with my preschool kids:

What do skeletons say before a meal?
Bone appetite.

Where do very smart hot dogs end up?
On honor rolls.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine!

What did Zero say to Eight? Nice belt!

What has ten letters and starts with gas?
An automobile.

What's a pirate's favorite letter?
A: aRRgh (R).
B: No, it is the Sea (C).

How do you get a Pikachu on a bus?
You Pokemon! (poke-him-on)

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